Not My Kid

Found at secondhand store April 2025

Save Water Drink Beer

Gift from Father-in-law Trevor April 2025

Hello my name is

Gift from Jordo April 2025

Slow your ass down

Mom and Dad picked this one up when they were down in YUMA for the Winter of 2025 April 2025

Play from Japan

Gift from Ben D and he got it in Japan! Oct 2024

Get Smashed

Gift from Wifey! Nov 2024

Weekend Warrior

Ebay Find Nov 2024!

Drinks Well with others

Bought at the Cadomin Artisan market while camping down there Aug 2024

Thats a horrible idea

Gift in the mail from Jamie merkel! March 2024

Started out with nothing

Gift in the mail from Jamie merkel! March 2024

Sorry im late

Gift in the mail from Jamie merkel! March 2024

Conservez de l'eau

Gift in the mail from Jamie merkel! March 2024

I may be wrong

Gift in the mail from Jamie merkel! March 2024

I just said it

Gift in the mail from Jamie merkel! March 2024

Alcohol may not be the answer

Gift in the mail from Jamie merkel! March 2024

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Gift from Jamie M! Dec 2023

Dont lie cheat or steal

Ebay Find! Nov 2023

I finally decided

Ebay Find! Nov 2023

Hello My name is

Gift from Jordo! June 2023

Dirty Hands Clean Money

Bought from Troll Feb 2023

Pay Me For My Experience

Bought from Troll Feb 2023

Soar with the eagles

Ebay Find feb 2023

Support Blue Collar

Bought from Troll Feb 2023

Your Cubicle Sucks

Bought from Troll Feb 2023

wheres the worm

Ebay Find Feb 2023

Make Beer Disappear

Found at the Gainford Antique Store! Jan 2023

Toast For A Butter Day

Bought at a little xmas market near our home in Edmonton! Dec 2022

Life is to short

Gift from Prebs and Adriene. they had belonged to her father Rudi who had passed away Oct 2022

Shred Til yer Dead

Gift that jordo picked up on Vancouver Island! Oct 2022

Sat Hello To Summer

Bought at the Plamondon RV Park while out camping by Lac La Biche Sept 2022

Liquid therapy

Bought at the Lac La Biche Farmers Market Sept 2022

Sat Hello To Summer

Liquid therepy

Dont be a tosser

Gift from Sara J! Aug 2022

Piss Water Beersy

Bought online Aug 2022

Mtn Brew Beersy

Bought online Aug 2022

Dumbest way possible

Gift from Dagmar who got it on a trip throughout BC! Aug 2022

Bleach Beersy

Bought online Aug 2022

Thic Boyz Outside Time

Bought online Aug 2022

Thic Boys

Bought online Aug 2022

Camping Without Beer

Found at the Bentley farmers market! Aug 2022

Love all the little things

Value Village find! June 2022

Awkward

Gift from Deb and Doug! April 2022

Lets Be Epic

Gift from Deb and Doug! Dce 2021

Sorry Ive Got Class

Gift from Deb and Doug! Dec 2021

Beer Googles Zip Sip

Sent to me by the company to review! Sept 2021

Beer 30 Zip Sip

Sent to me by the company to review! Sept 2021

I Need to be Seahabilitated

Stole it from Save-On-Foods Sept 2021

Suns Out Buns Out

Bought Online from Night Watch Studios Sept 2021

Man I Love Farting

Bought Online from Night Watch Studios Sept 2021

Shithead

Bought Online from Night Watch Studios Sept 2021

Fuck Cancer

Edson Garage Sale Find! August 2021

Happy Hour Pink

Gift from Wifey! July 2021

Happy Hour Blue

Gift from Wifey! July 2021

Id rather Be drinking Champane

Gift from Marcy, The En-kooziast on instagram! June 2021

Balanced Diet

Gift from Marcy, The En-kooziast on instagram! June 2021

Now Panic and Freak Out

Gift from Marcy, The En-kooziast on instagram! June 2021

Death to Hipsters

Gift from Marcy, The En-kooziast on instagram! June 2021

Bacon Marcy

Gift from Marcy, The En-kooziast on instagram! June 2021

MSG

Ebay Find! June 2021

Drink All Day

Ebay Find! June 2021

Flip Flop Slap

Gift from Matt McShane. He found it at a thrift store or secondhand store in Alberta. June 2021

Daily Blaze

Gift from Matt McShane. He found it at a thrift store or secondhand store in Alberta. June 2021

Dinner is Poured

Gift from Matt McShane. He found it at a thrift store or secondhand store in Alberta. June 2021

We are all Huskies

Instagram gift from tasha! May 2021

Thanks

Ebay Koozie Lot find March 2021

Sarcasam

Ebay Find Jan 2021

How Do I Love You

Ebay Find! Jan 2021

Beer is my Spirit Animal

Gift from Wifey! Dec 2020

Death Before Craft Beer

Bought from The VNM on Instagram! Dec 2020

Id Rather Be Drinking Boobs

Bought from The VNM on Instagram! Dec 2020

Zero Fucks Given

Bought from The VNM on Instagram! Dec 2020

Total Hardass

Bought from The VNM on Instagram! Dec 2020

Canadian Take-Out

Gift from Eric Dodsworth! Nov 2020

I Fear No Beer

This beauty came from Peter and Laura from Campus Promotions and was part of Peters Collection! Oct 2020

Macho Law

Dad found this beauty at a second hand store in Grande Cache Sept 2020

The Cautious Never Live at All

Gift from Mother in law Deb! Sept 2020

Keep Wheels out of Water

Gift from family friend Claudette! Sept 2020

Hamburger Hands

Bought online through an artist from Calgary! July 2020

Instant Asshole

gift from Auntie Judy! April 2020

Uranus

Wifey got this one on a weekend trip to Jasper! March 2020

Fungi Fever

This one was a gift from the guys at Superkoldie. Part of some individual vintage koozies that they had bought on ebay Feb 2020

Beer!

Value Village find in Edmonton Feb 2020

Bitch

Value Village find in Edmonton Feb 2020

Watch Stupid

Value Village find in Red Deer Feb 2020

Act Like I Care

Value Village find in Red Deer Feb 2020

I didnt Grow Up

Value Village find in Red Deer Feb 2020

Campsite

Bought on Amazon Jan 2020

Round Tuit

Trade with Gail on Instagram! Jan 2020

Koozie Instructions

Got this one in a trade with stubby holder collector, Alan Greenfield, in Brisbane Australia Nov 2019

Beer O'clock

Got this one in a trade with stubby holder collector, Alan Greenfield, in Brisbane Australia Nov 2019

Stonehead Cannibas

Got this one in a trade with stubby holder collector, Alan Greenfield, in Brisbane Australia Nov 2019

Worlds Best Fart

Got this one in a trade with stubby holder collector, Alan Greenfield, in Brisbane Australia Nov 2019

Its Must Be Beer O'clock

Got this one in a trade with stubby holder collector, Alan Greenfield, in Brisbane Australia Nov 2019

Hold My Beer

Got this one in a trade with stubby holder collector, Alan Greenfield, in Brisbane Australia Nov 2019

Runs on Rum- Slim Can

Got this one in a trade with stubby holder collector, Alan Greenfield, in Brisbane Australia Nov 2019

Lower Your Standards Green

Gift from Marcel in Toowoomba, Australia! Nov 2019

Armchair Sportsman

Gift from Marcel in Toowoomba, Australia! Nov 2019

Lower Your Standards

Gift from Marcel in Toowoomba, Australia! Nov 2019

Because Im The Dad

Gift from Marcel in Toowoomba, Australia! Nov 2019

Can I have yours?

Gift from Marcel in Toowoomba, Australia! Nov 2019

hide the beer

Bought in Rainbow Beach Australia Nov 2019

anti bad vibe

Found in Rainbow Beach Australia! Now 2019

2 Beer Honesty

Deb and Doug brought this beauty back from Moncton! Sept 2019

Who Cut One?

Reubs and Angie brought this beauty back from PEI! Sept 2019

Master Of the Grill

Value Village Find Aug 2019

Nice To Meat You

Value Village in Spruce Grove find Aug 2019

Canadian Prescription

Found at a store in Jasper Aug 2019

Worlds Okayest Brother

Jasper Garage Sale Aug 2019

rds

Gift from Jon Smits! July 2019

Sip Sip Hooray

Gift from sister-in-law Trista from North Country Fair! July 2019

Sip Happens

Gift from sister-in-law Trista from North Country Fair! July 2019

Tea Up Your Life

Gift from sister-in-law Trista from North Country Fair! July 2019

Make Bacon

Gift from Mother-in-law Deb! June 2019

Cant Cook

Gift from Jamie Merkel! May 2019

LOL

Gift from the in-laws, Deb and Doug! May 2019

Deaf

Gift from the in-laws, Deb and Doug! May 2019

Woods

Found at Value Village in Edmonton April 2019

Chaos

Found at Value Village in Edmonton April 2019

Crazy Person

Found at Value Village in Edmonton April 2019

Piss Water

From the VNM on Instagram March 2019

Hold My Beer

From the VNM on Instagram March 2019

Chill 'Em All

From the VNM on Instagram March 2019

Don't even think to go there.

Mom and Dad got this beauty at a Mexican flea market in Las Vegas March 2019

The Chive

Found at a Value Village in Spruce Grove Feb 2019

Drink On

Found at a Value Village in Spruce Grove Feb 2019

Hide and Seek Champ

Gift from Jeff Campenot that he picked up in Washington. Dec 2018

Wrong Man

Got at the Antique store in Gainford Alberta Nov 2018

I know Everything

Got at the Antique store in Gainford Alberta Nov 2018

Chill for best results

Found on sale at Save on foods for 3$! Oct 2018

Brewtiful

Found on sale at Save on foods for 3$! Oct 2018

Butt Snorkeler

Dive Deep! Bought Online. July 2018

I got your back

Gift from Dagmar! June 2018

You Had Me AT Tacos

Gift from Wifey! April 2018

Fineapple

Gift from Cristina! April 2018

Outside the Box

Got at Jordans Bach Party in Scottsdale Arizona! April 2018

Look Twice

Instagram Trade March 2018

Paradise

Value Village Spruce Grove find Jan 2018

Lets Drink

Instagram Trade! Jan 2018

Beer Belly

Gift from Deb and Doug! Dec 2017

Brunch

Gift from Wifey! Dec 2017

Drunk in Love

Gift from Wifey! Dec 2017

Pretending

Gift from Wifey! Dec 2017

Not Caring

Gift from Wifey! Dec 2017

Skeeters

Gift from my sister Kate that she got from Nova Scotia Nov 2017

My Age

Gift from Deb and Doug! Oct 2017

Import Cars

Value Village Find! Sept 2017

Zero Fucks Given

1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Liquor Up Front

Found at Value Village Sept 2017

Fries Before Guys

Gift from Steph and Jordan! 1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Warning Shots

Gift from Reuben Anderson! 1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Stay Lame

Gift from Jonny K! 1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Beach Please

Gift from Jordan and Steph! 1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Crazy Work

Gift from Dougie! 1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Beer Pressure

Gift from Deb! 1000th Koozie Party-Sept 2017

Pee

Gift from Mother-law-Law Deb! 1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Free The Beer

Gift from Sara J! 1000 koozie Party- Sept 2017

Titties and Beer

Gift from Craig Reashore! 1000th Koozie Party- Sept 2017

Never Underestimate

Edmonton garage sale find. June 2017

Zombie

Gift from Deb and Doug! May 2017

Till death do us party!

Won a instagram contest with @superkoldie and got this badass kooz! Mar 2017

Brewhouse

Gift from Dave, one of the electricians I work with at Brymar! Jan 2017

Dentist Crown

Found at value village in Edmonton. Jan 2017

Beauty

Found at good-will in Edmonton. Oct 2016

Carona

Got at a garage sale in Edmonton! Sept 2016

Redneck Coat

Gift from Grandma Enid! Sept 2016.

Love Potion

Gift from the wife for our 2nd Anniversary! Aug 2016

Extra fries!

A gift Reuben Anderson brought back for me from Moncton New Brunswick! May 2016

Mrs Always Right

Gift from Cristina. April 2016

Mr Right

Gift from Cristina. April 2016.

Sleep Deprived Mom

Giant Blazer that pairs well with a bottle of wine! Thrift store in Edmonton! Nov 2015.

Drink til I Pass out

Gift from Auntie Cory! Got it at Grandmas 75th Bday. Sept 2015

Prescription Beer

Gift fomr my buddy Zach Hunter. Sept 2015

Love Me Tinder

A kooz that is from Comedian, Marcus Ryan and his fringe show, Love Me Tinder. From Australia. August 2015.

Always Be Sincere

Edmonton Thrift store. July 2015.

Smarter and Better looking

Gift from in-laws, Deb and Doug. June 2015.

Psycho

Found at Value village in Edmonton. June 2015

Sarcasm

Found at a garage sale. May 2015

Your Opinion

Found at a garage sale. May 2015

Monday You Bastard

Gift from my friend Kevin Storrier. April 2015.

Everythings Great

Gift from my friend Kevin Storrier. April 2015.

Shut Up On Your Planet

Gift from my sister. April 2015.

Warning Label

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Hunting

Gift from sister-in-law, Trista. 2013

Duct Tape

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Wolf Pack

2013

Have Nothing

Gift from my sister. March 2015

My Dog

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Psychiatric Disorder

Gift from my sister. March 2015

You Stupid

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Heart Grow Fonder

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Man will fix it

Gift from my sister. March 2015

People Skills

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Awake

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Algebra

Gift from my sister. March 2015

You dont have to be crazy

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Old enough to know better

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Beer for Dinner

Got this koozie in horseshoe bay in 2012. Just before hoping on a ferry from Vancouver to Nanimo.

Doing stupid stuff

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Normal Family

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Shiny Objects!

Gift from my sister. March 2015

Beer Sex Bottle Koozie

Gift from Deb and Doug! 2014.

S.S. Drunk

Secret Santa gift from Sam. 2014.

Go F#ck

Secret Santa gift from Sam. 2014.

Keep Calm and Space out

Secret Santa gift from Sam. 2014.

Stick men

Gift from Nephew Teagen. 2014.

Beer Closer

Gift from Kevin Storrier. 2014

Nice day!

2012?

Sinning is easy

2012?

Sarcasm

Gift from parents. 2012.

Immature

2012?

Blow Job

Gift from wife. 2012.

Be good

2012?

Life

Bought in Ucluelet on Vancouver Island. 2012.

Beer!

Fort St John 2010.

I enjoy Vagina

Gift from wife in 2012

Beer to wash down beer

Gift from Trista. 2013

Married Men

Gift from Chuck. 2014

Restraining Order

Received from mother-in-law in 2014

You're Rich, I'm single!

2012.

Who Farted

Wedding gift from Craig Reashore. 2014

Toes in the Sand

Value Village 2014

Respect Space

Gift from sister-in-law, Trista. 2014 Birthday

Thunder Buddy

Gift from sister-in-law, Trista. Birthday gift 2014.

Luau

2013?

24 Beers

Fort St John. 2010